Brevity is the Soul of Wit

Kinja'd!!! "ACESandEIGHTS" (acesandeights)
12/18/2014 at 14:49 • Filed to: Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

Kinja'd!!!1 Kinja'd!!! 9
Kinja'd!!!


Did you know if you Google "Group B Rally," it takes seven images before you see a Delta S4? Here's the first.

And now for something completely different. And funnier. Note the time stamp on these two emails.

Kinja'd!!!

DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > ACESandEIGHTS
12/18/2014 at 14:52

Kinja'd!!!1

I found one of my roommates hanging from his ceiling. 2 weeks later I passed all my finals. What now?


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > ACESandEIGHTS
12/18/2014 at 14:55

Kinja'd!!!0

I like your professor. What does he teach?


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > ACESandEIGHTS
12/18/2014 at 14:55

Kinja'd!!!1

Moving the threat level to DramaCon 2


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > Mattbob
12/18/2014 at 15:02

Kinja'd!!!2

This man teaches statistics. This woman though...

White? Check.
Hyphenated last name? Check.
Student? Check.
Overly concerned with problems which don't affect her? Check.
Trying to change the course of events completely outside her sphere of influence. OMG Check.

WE HAVE A LEVEL 5 HIPPIE


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > ACESandEIGHTS
12/18/2014 at 15:08

Kinja'd!!!0

This stuff makes me mad.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > ACESandEIGHTS
12/18/2014 at 15:24

Kinja'd!!!0

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > RallyWrench
12/18/2014 at 15:26

Kinja'd!!!0

Spraying for hippies. Totally what I was going for. That professor is going to invent the the Hippie Drill that will defeat Hippie Skynet.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > ACESandEIGHTS
12/18/2014 at 16:06

Kinja'd!!!0

He might want the blueprint

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > RallyWrench
12/18/2014 at 16:23

Kinja'd!!!0

I'd love to see the look on those little Eichmanns' faces when they hear this crunchy groove.

Song: Kill all Hippies